Mary was 14 years old when she was sexually assaulted by someone she trusted, then thrust into a life of teenage pregnancy, loveless marriage and becoming a step-mother to Joseph’s kids to another mother. By today’s standards, anyway… Outside: Virgin Mary – Rape Victim Inside:…
Atheist Card God Cherry Poppin Daddy Mature
When God takes human form, he is always an old, wise man. He is the ultimate father. Really, he should be winning Father Of The Year. But there’s one reason God won’t win this year. You see, God impregnated a 14 year old girl. Whoops!…
Funny Fathers Day Card Sperm Race Sharp Shooter Rude Joke
Fathers’ Day is about one thing – Celebrating your father’s virility. Outside: Once upon a time, you entered me into a race… And I won! (aren’t you proud?) Inside: Happy Fathers’ Day, Sharp Shooter! Note: I have moved the apostrophe in Fathers’ Day to make…