Mary was 14 years old when she was sexually assaulted by someone she trusted, then thrust into a life of teenage pregnancy, loveless marriage and becoming a step-mother to Joseph’s kids to another mother. By today’s standards, anyway… Outside: Virgin Mary – Rape Victim Inside:…
Atheist Card God Cherry Poppin Daddy Mature
When God takes human form, he is always an old, wise man. He is the ultimate father. Really, he should be winning Father Of The Year. But there’s one reason God won’t win this year. You see, God impregnated a 14 year old girl. Whoops!…
I Get Wood Valentine’s Card Lumberjack Man Card
You know those times when you just can’t help but get wood.. You see that special person, and you think to yourself “I think I am getting low on wood, I might go get some more… from the bathroom” This card is for you. Outside:…
Mothers Day Card Ruined Vagina Pink
Did you make a mess of that thing? I think you owe her an apology this Mothers’ Day Outside: Sorry I ruined your vagina Inside: Happy Mothers’ Day Dimensions: 175mm x 115mm (6.8 inches x 4.5 inches) Card is 216 GSM, 100% Post Consumer Waste…
Funny Fathers Day Card Sperm Race Sharp Shooter Rude Joke
Fathers’ Day is about one thing – Celebrating your father’s virility. Outside: Once upon a time, you entered me into a race… And I won! (aren’t you proud?) Inside: Happy Fathers’ Day, Sharp Shooter! Note: I have moved the apostrophe in Fathers’ Day to make…
Funny Fathers Day Card Blue Sex Laid Typography
We all like to think our parents only had sex once. Let’s celebrate that thought. Outside: Today we celebrate that one time you got laid many years ago. Inside: Happy Fathers’ Day Dimensions: 175mm x 115mm Card is 216 GSM, 100% Post Consumer Waste and…