When God takes human form, he is always an old, wise man. He is the ultimate father. Really, he should be winning Father Of The Year.

But there’s one reason God won’t win this year. You see, God impregnated a 14 year old girl. Whoops! Guess there was no hiding that one. Some like them round, some like them blonde, others like them to be 14 and virginal. What a pimp.

Outside: God – Cherry Poppin’ Daddy
Inside: Happy Present Day

Dimensions: 175mm x 115mm (6.8 inches x 4.5 inches)
Card is 216 GSM, 100% Post Consumer Waste and cream in colour.
Packaged with matching cream envelope (100% recycled) and biodegradable cello pouch.